The AL East Team of New York Yankees- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.004 billion New York Yankees-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The all-consuming New York Yankees-ian economy, worth 125 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,649 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,186 per year while the poor average 7,411, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, interest in globalism never flags, cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes, and mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New York Yankees-'s national animal is the Yankee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New York Yankees- is ranked 224,040^th in the world and 8,802^nd in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 3.62 flags saluted per person per day.